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Rona had to wait until well into
the next week for any news of the job. There was still stocktaking
to be done, and Loretta was approaching her exams and so couldn't
spare the time to come in to the bookshop, so Rona went in on Monday
and Tuesday to continue the work, her back having barely recovered
over the weekend from the work the week before. Then she had to
wait until Thursday night, after dinner, before she knew anything,
nursing her pay cheque the whole time (because she'd at least been
paid for the work she'd done so far, and had celebrated by buying
some honey to have on her toast in the morning).
In all that time she didn't give
anyone else in the house an opportunity to answer the 'phone: whenever
it rang she was there, plucking it out of its cradle on the second
ring, mid-ring, and inevitably handing it over to Miranda or to
her other housemate, because the call was for one or the other of
them. She'd almost decided: stuff it, when the call came on Thursday
night, and if she still rushed to the 'phone to pick it up on that
occasion it was mainly because she didn't want her housemates to
think she was starting to despair.
On this occasion, though, the rush
was worth it. "Hello, Rona?" said a familiar, slightly
patrician voice. "It's Guy Wilhelm" the voice continued,
emphasising the second syllable in Wilhelm, "from the Sagging
Shelf." The Sagging Shelf was the name of the bookshop; Rona
has remarked when she did her second shift there that it'd be a
good name for a pub. "Would that it was, Ms. McKendrie, would
that it was" Guy had replied.
Now, though, he was in a less wistful
frame of mind. "Rona," he said, "you are no doubt
aware that my employee, your colleague these past two weeks -"
a slight exaggeration on his part, Rona noted - "the young
lady Loretta, is at this time of year somewhat less than reliable
in her availability for work. Or rather, she is reliable in her
general unavailability for work."
"Uh-huh."
"Furthermore it would appear
that you are blessed, or perhaps burdened, with an abundance of
leisure time."
That was one way of putting it,
Rona supposed.
"Additionally" Guy continued,
"while your knowledge of literature is sadly lacking, no such
fault can be found in your enthusiasm, or, if these past few days
are any indication, in our reliability and efficiency. Though it
is vulgar of me to praise somebody for their efficiency, yet it
is sadly an unavoidable necessity for the continuing function of
my modest shop."
Rona thought, at first blush, that
this was all sounding promising, but the more she thought about
it the less certain she became. She also wondered if Guy might get
to the point any time soon: she was getting sick of constantly having
the 'phone pressed to her ear. She felt like she needed about a
week of peace and quiet.
"Rona, all these facts, and
more which I shan't discuss on this occasion because, sadly, there
is much to be done - which circumstance is one not insubstantial
element in the decision - all these facts mean that I have decided
to extend to you today the hand of employment."
"Umm . . ."
"I am offering you a job, Ms.
McKendrie" Guy explained. "Should you choose to accept
it."
"Oh - yes!" Rona replied,
her mind suddenly catching up with Guy's intentions. "Yes,
I do choose to!"
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