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The real estate agent made straight
for the kitchen at the back of the house, and set up shop there
with a big stack of application forms and catalogues of other rental
properties to give out to anyone who was interested. The people
who were there to look at the house, meanwhile, dispersed throughout
the building - to each bedroom, into the bathroom and the kitchen
and the sitting-room (All modern! All fully-functioning!), even
into the hallway, staking out each space as if it was the house's
greatest asset and they alone had found it.
Miranda and Rona started their inspection
of the house in the second bedroom. Miranda pushed at a loose skirting-board
with the toe of her show. "How much are they asking for this
place?" she muttered to Rona rhetorically.
There wasn't much to look at in
the room: a fireplace (fully non-functioning), a power-point, a
light, four walls and a window. Rona wished she had one of those
laser-pointers she'd seen on T.V. to measure the distance from wall
to wall, if only because she'd always wanted to play with one and
now would be the perfect opportunity.
The room started to fill up with
people, and Miranda started drifting towards the door: shift-change,
Rona thought, and she followed Miranda into the first bedroom, which
was now relatively empty of people.
"Bit bigger than the other
one" Miranda observed. But other than that it was much the
same, except that its window faced in a different direction. "Nice
room" Miranda declared, and Rona could see her flicking her
eyes around the corners, imagining her furniture in there.
The last bedroom was noticeably
smaller than the other two. "They're like Babushka dolls"
Miranda said. "You could fit one inside the other inside the
other." Rona was suddenly struck by the image of somebody packing
up the house, just so, and moving it elsewhere, and she laughed
and then immediately stifled the laugh, putting her hand to her
mouth as if she could force the laughter back in, while the other
people in the room - small as it was - turned and stared at her,
and then resumed their inspections as if embarrassed on Rona's behalf.
"Hatch into the roof-space"
Miranda said, craning her neck to stare up at the ceiling. "Have
to be careful of rats." Rona couldn't tell if she was trying
to put off the other people, or was just saying anything that came
into her head, but she hoped the agent didn't hear.
The bathroom and the sitting-room and the kitchen were all fairly
non-descript. This house, Rona realised, was exactly like every
other single-storey terrace house in Melbourne that she'd ever been
in. They seemed to stretch out forever, in all directions: outwards
and outwards and outwards they went, all tiny variations on the
same basic design. Suddenly she found it indescribably dismaying.
"Shall we put our applications
in?" Miranda said, looking at Rona and nodding towards the
agent, who was holding out the folder of applications forms expectantly.
"Yeah, may as well" Rona
said.
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