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Rona flipped hastily
through the pages of the magazine and presented it to Hannah, jabbing
her finger on Sacha's column. "There" she said. "That's
it, right there."
Hannah took the
magazine gently from her, and began to read the column out loud
while Sacha looked away, embarrassed.
"'When I was
first asked to write this column'" Hannah began, enunciating
each word with care, "'I was a little dubious. After all, aside
from my poor eyesight and less than athletic figure -'" Hannah
cut off just for a moment, to glance up at Sacha (who looked towards
her with the sudden halt in the reading) and mouth "Rubbish!"
with a cheekily tender smile. Sacha pushed her glasses up the bridge
of her nose and looked away self-consciously again. Hannah resumed
the reading: "- aside from my poor eyesight and less than athletic
figure, what do I have in common with the average blogger? Well
that begs the question: is there such a thing as an average blogger?
Well the short answer is yes, some of them are very average indeed
(and depending on how much you like puns you'll either love me or
loathe me right now) and - as I discovered, to the surprise of my
inner cynic and the delight of my inner optimist in the course of
my research for this first column in what not exhaustive will at
least be an exhausting series of blog reviews for the Word
on the Street - some are good. Very good. Very good indeed.'"
Hannah cleared her
throat and continued reading: "'But before we get to that,
and because four years of university have taught me nothing if not
how to pad out a piece of writing, let me first lay down a few ground-rules.
Despite my glasses, despite my figure, despite the fact that I'm
writing a weekly blog review, I'm no internet fanatic. Oh, sure,
I don't dispute that the thing has its uses, but give me a telephone
and a set of encyclopaedias and I could have just as much fun. If
you're looking for passionate discourses about how the internet
is the great leveller of humanity then I'd suggest you pick up a
copy of Wired, or whatever the tech-mag du jour is.
(Of course, hold onto your copy of the Word as well, for
the excellent movie reviews, music reviews, and sundry pages of
advertisements which all pet owners will be cherishing already).
If, on the other hand, you want a detached (or semi-detached) but
unashamedly opinionated look at some of the hundreds of thousands
of blogs that are out there, then keep your eyes on this space -
we might just get along.'"
Hannah stopped reading
and looked up. "I like it!" she smiled. "Rona, this
mag of yours might finally have something worth reading in it."
"Oh, shut up"
laughed Rona.
Sacha shrugged.
"It's okay. It's a little verbose. And it gets a bit dry after
that, once I get to the actual blog reviewing part of it."
"I keep telling
her she should be more bitchy in it" said Rona.
Sacha glanced at
her over the top of her glasses. "And I keep telling
you that being bitchy about fifteen-year-olds writing about
how they hate their best friend is beneath my dignity."
Hannah smiled warmly
at her. "Honey, you've got dignity to spare."
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